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**Just a quick note to say that we're still evaluating the server issues to determine what is going on and how to fix it. Bear with us!**

Visit Kai and Tai with your foraged items to pick up some of these lovely new items!

At the broze level: Chokecherry Bushes



At the silver level: Autumn Rosehips



At the gold level: Burning Bushes





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Hey guys, just wanted to apologize for the downtime/sluggish server. Unfortunately this has happened when our server guy is away on vacation, and thus can't get to a computer in a timely manner. We'll have to hold tight until he is able to look into the issues. This too, shall pass!

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Ramza_Crescent (#2234) is this week's lottery winner(s), taking home 14,820 trinkets! Congratulations!

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Eeeeeek what is that???? It looks like some evil entity has turned some of our NPCs into NEWTS!!!



**The following pages are EXEMPT from the Paranoia game: Welcome page, News page, Custom Demos, AND Forums!**

**Please note that you are not permitted to ask or hint for other users to attempt to scare you!
This includes stating that you have not been scared yet, etc.**
Here are the rules for Paranoia:

- Once every 30 minutes, you may pick a fellow Paranoia player to attempt to scare.

- Once you've done this, a small newt will show up on the next page they load.

- If they notice and click the newt within 60 seconds of loading the page, they've caught you and will gain a point! If they don't notice the newt, you will gain a point instead.

- You may only scare the same person once every 24 hours.

- You are also able to be scared, so keep an eye (of newt?) out on every page to make sure you don't get caught off guard!

- A person may only be scared once every 60 minutes.

- You may opt in and out of the game by visiting the "paranoia" link in the event menu, but must wait 24 hours after your last scare attempt before opting out of the game.


*You can receive masquerade candy tokens, plus the following prizes while playing paranoia, and also have a chance to receive one of these six creepy newts!

Bastinewt, Onyxnewt



Khistonewt, Pyronewt




Whimsical Woodsnewt, Minstrelnewt



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Plus a selection of warty toads!



**Please note that you may not always be notified on that you were scared on the very next page after you were scared. It sometimes takes a bit to get the notification. So if you are confused because you are certain you were not scared on the previous page, that is why!**






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It's that time you've been waiting for... time for SCARE TACTICS!



You can try to scare either Kai & Tai OR Arabasti once per hour. Find the links in the Events menu. Choose your scary scenario from the dropdown menus, and try them out on your NPC(s) of choice!

When scaring Kai or Tai you can receive masquerade candy, or a selection of delicious treats harvested from the forums (plus some ...interesting... adaptations, courtesy of Lin!)





When scaring Arabasti you can receive masquerade candy OR, for one very lucky user per day, a grimm or phantom draak chrysalis! But watch out, because Basti can also fling smelly mud or trash at you instead!










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